Some Things are Just Not Right

A few days ago as Mr. Lucky and I were leaving a parking lot after an exhausting shopping experience in a grocery store, I spotted a Dairy Queen sign. Mr. Lucky whipped the car into the nearest parking spot (thankfully it was empty).  We leaped out of the car and rushed in.  Well, guess what.  This was the “other Dairy Queen”.  No # 4 (bacon cheeseburger with fries and a drink) was available there.  In fact no  cheeseburger with or without fries.  We were able to find something to satisfy our hunger.  Remember we had just finished all that exhausting shopping.  Anyway.... A Dairy Queen without burgers and fries is just not right.  So be careful out there.  You could wind up in one of the other Dairy Queens.

How about polyester bandanas?  You know the colorful, frequently red or blue, bandanas like your grandpa had in his back pocket.  They were a handy item if you got a cut that he needed to tend to, or a tear to wipe away, or maybe he just needed it to wipe the chewing tobacco off his chin.  Nowadays you can find them in polyester.  Mr. Lucky says they are like blowing your nose on a plastic bag.  Anyway, they should be made with cotton.  It’s just not right.

And another thing....have you tried turkey sausage?  If you haven’t don’t bother.  It has the flavor and texture of cardboard.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love turkey, especially the drumstick part, just not turkey converted to something that is supposed to be made from pork.

Who doesn’t hate robo calls?  Have you noticed that if they don’t happen as you sit down to enjoy a nice meal they just when you’re getting out of the shower.  You run to the phone, dripping wet, half-wrapped in a towel to find out you can get a hot deal on a no-interest credit card.  Or maybe you can extend the warranty on your 15 year old car.  Robo calls are just not right.

How about man buns?  If you have to put your hair in a man bun maybe you should think about getting a haircut.  

While I’m going on about stuff that is not right I have to add Woman’s March.  I don’t get it.  Women have it better than they have ever had it and not because of women marching in the streets, creating havoc in cities all over the country, while wearing costumes depicting lady parts.  After all, there were children watching.

So...be careful out there that you don’t wind up in the other Dairy Queen with a polyester bandana, as you answer a robo call on your not very smart phone.